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But Your Honor he had Seconds!

Posted by shibarir on March 2, 2011 at 1:53 AM

Today was a pretty good day over all. 

I woke up after having this really intense sex dream about Tom Cruise ... which totally grossed me out ... maybe Tom Cruise 1986 but not Tom Cruise now.  <--- inserts a complete full on body shake and heebie jeebies at the thought .  When I woke with a start my alarm had gone off and the radio was playing "Take My Breath Away"  (stupid subliminal messaging) 

I worked ... long day ... stressful.. lots of calls .. lots of people chewing my ass.  

I then had physical therapy... my foot didn't hurt so bad but my knee was killin me . They did not work on my knee .. but totally worked my foot over. Discussed with my Physical Therapist that I was trying to hold off on having the knee surgery . But the  way that I am walking and the way it is hindering my recovery on my foot that does not look like a viable option. 

Came home and my roommate had cleaned my house SPOTLESS.. yay Owl ... My old roommate Char moved out Friday and Owl moved in on Sunday... Thank God she is here... I hate being alone!  We have done nothing but giggle for the last two days. 

When she came over Sunday I was drinking a Dr. Pepper that I sat on the table and it fell over ... I kind of gasped and said "Oh noooossss that hurts my dr. pepper"  she laughed at this and has been randomly using this particular statment in conversation.   Of course I had to tell her that I am a pepper purist... Dr . Pepper being my drug of choice of course.. I do not drink Mr. Pibb or Dr. Thunder FUCK THAT! It is Dr. Pepper or NOTHING at all...

Last night I made dinner and I made butternut squash risotto and pork chops in a white wine glaze.  <-- that's right lovelies ... I rock the kitchen like nobody's business. She and I were both eating dinner and I have to say that the porkchop was sooo good .. that I said I would be "sad when it was gone." she started laughing and said she was thinking the same thing.. I am so glad she gets my quirkiness.  Oh well I have lots of risotto left over for work meals :)

Today after therapy I was thinking I could not even imagine standing and cooking . So Owl and I went to Johnny Mac's and had pizza... we wanted to get an appetizer ... and could not make a fucking decision at all ... yes leave it to TWO SUBMISSIVES trying to make a decision. We started texting all of the Dom's and Tops we knew to ask what we should choose. I texted X and Lady C . Lady C said Zuccini ... and X called back and asked how each was made and then chose mushrooms.  Then Owl's 3 wrote and suggested mushrooms.. WE got mushrooms. 

Wait did I just say X called????  Yes he did!  (heart goes pitty pat)  We talked for a good bit on the phone ... He kind of cuts through my bullshit and asked how I was doing .. and then he said... "Most people can't tell because of your personality when you are not doing well how ARE YOU doing? "  I smiled at this .. He is pretty perceptive.. (well he is a psychologist)  I told him I was actually doing well except for being so friggin stressed over the possiblity of a new surgery. He understood this and really gave me some better focus on this . He also asked me if I did what he asked by removing the ex from my phone. And I did.  We talked about alot of different things... While talking said mushrooms showed up and I was eating them while talking (how rude of me)  There was one mushroom left and I told roomie to take it .. 

She: Are you sure?

me: yes I am sure.

She: Why?

me: Because it is big.

(insert girlish laughter from her .. and boyish laughter from X here) 

me: just take it ... if I was a Dom I would insert Take it all bitch ....

yes then the laughter from all three of us erupted... 

X made me repeat it... and laughed again. 

Then I was telling X about a Dom who contacted Mistress Karen and told her that she needed to order me to be his friend and that he would show me what a REAL Dom was like. She forbid me to be friends because A. he was an ass and B he was old and only had penis pics on his fet profile.   UM NO not happening ... I wouldn't friend someone like that anyway.

So I was telling X about me and Owl looking at his profile after the fact and how he had all these penis pictures and I said outloud "Wow he must be proud of his four inches"   Another one she has stolen to put in conversation at random moments ;)  The busboy walked by about this time and looked at us funny. 

Which is about the time X got off of the phone (thanks for calling X you made my day xoxo) So when the busboy came by we had noticed his tats.. So I told roomie that I wanted a tattoo that was a boxing glove on my pelvic region that said "hit it like a champ" Apparently she couldn't hear me very well in the bar and said "Did you say hit it or eat it" which made us laugh super hard...  (Both are ok boys ... but I prefer Eat then Hit)

The busboy came by again and we talked ink with him I asked who did his two tats on his one arm and the guitar on his forearm was done by this guy Matt who did my dragonfly tattoo on my ankle.  I asked if he knew Jeremy also .. he said yes... We started talking stories of getting tattooed in the shop and I asked the waiter if Jeremy talked to him about the time his dog had gotten taken to the pound... and that they gave his dog away to some old native american gentleman who had taken his dog and when Jeremy went to retrieve it he found that the man had eaten his dog.  to which the busboy and my roommate both open jaw "WHAT" So I told them the story and Syd was so funny she said "omg I would kill him"  busboy and I agreed on this. She then said "Your honor I wasn't going to kill him but he went back for seconds...SECONDS "    

Can't argue with that ... 

I have laughed alot today... in fact for a few moments I thought I might need to invest in some depends.

But seriously think I need a playtime... SOON... 

How is everyone else's world?






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4 Comments

Reply ~m
06:08 AM on March 11, 2011 
Oh god - so with you on Tom Cruise. Ick. I'm glad you're laughing more. The dog story is sick, but funny in a sick way.
Reply Las_Vegas_Owl
03:28 AM on March 04, 2011 
I think this was hilarious
Reply GfWone
07:06 PM on March 03, 2011 
Yes, it is great to hear that you are having a better time now.

I prefer to eat as well. Yummy
Reply Stix
08:19 PM on March 02, 2011 
"I have laughed alot today"

It is nice to see you laughing

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