240 pounds of caustic, ill-tempered, maladjusted, shameless megalomanical evil...

Professional by day, super commando and the terror of nuns, children and small animals in the shadow hours. I enjoy paradox and manifest destiny, (although my doctor has recommended that I cut back). I seek to find the answer to questions of life, such as is it illegal to buy your inner child beer? I am successfully beating my addiction to household chemicals, (damn you Drano!), have a fervent hatred of the letter Q and one day hope to have an Empire of my own which I plan to rule not so benevolently..... I am a seeker of powerful wisdom and good cocktails..

Like minded trouble makers who are down for whatever and understand that misbehaviour isn't just a job, it's an adventure..